About A.P. Weber
Multiple Choice
A.P. Weber lives and a.) works b.) smirks c.) lurks in a.) a bunker b.) a sulfur-spring grotto c.) Pew-gene, Boring-gon with his a.) mom and dad b.) bad self c.) deep-seated anxieties where he a.) is considering the choices that brought him there b.) has never been seen in the same place with Batman or Superman c.) contemplates the ceiling spackling. He is best known for a.) his even temperament b.) having two hands, two feet and a number of other humanoid features c.) ––J/K. Trick question. Currently, he is working on a.) his hygiene b.) sobriety c.) a thesis uniting medieval European snail motifs with the modern Japanese Kaiju genre.